Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest “city” was damn near 100km.

Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

Ok zoomer

Led by none other than Axl Rosebush

Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?

Oh won’t you please sell my home?

Because New Jersey has always been right there.

Nothing like spending your retirement hanging around the local gas station.

Oktoberfest it is, then.

I have a surprise day off coming up.

It’s not really something I look for or pay attention to when I see it. It’s something fun to keep an eye out for from now on though.

I’ve started using that recently and it is very handy.

It’s probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.

morbidly sexy

Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.

If you like history, Dan Carlin does one called Hardcore History. Most of them are fairly long but he’s a pretty dynamic speaker so it doesn’t tend to drag on.

I do not envy you guys. Thanks for all the cheese though.

What do you grow?