I am an enigma wrapped in a burrito that is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket
I pray for calf cramps, those are easy to deal with. Chin? Fuck fuck fuck no
NO
(As I devour half a bag of family sized Lays)
NOT ME
I was in this picture, and I still don’t like it.
It’s… It’s a comic?
Wife repeated a line from the Butthole Surfer’s song Pepper when she reads the news :D
“Forget everything you know about slipcovers!”
Balatro
We call an ambulance we get fire dept first responders, then an ambulance if you need it. Never got the police, and we have done it many times with my father in law with heart issues.
… And I live in Tulsa
And my sword!
hunter2
Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”
I thought I was in programmer humor for a sec when I first saw the image, then I died a little bit
When does it happen? I’m 53, and still obsessed with software development and technology in general. Moving to the country sound like it’s nice and quiet, but too far away from urban things I enjoy.
Oh no, a leopard ate my face!
Nah, he disappeared in a puff of logic because of the babel fish.
Whelp, we all lose eventually
Colloquially known as “the god of the gaps”. If you put your faith in god’s power based on the unknowable, then god’s power continually decreases as the unknowable becomes known.
Almost everything at Aldi is private label, which is why it is cheaper (again you only find a few recognizable name brands). However, I will not by fresh foods from Aldi as most of the time as it goes bad fast. I do like their snacks and prepackaged deli stuff tho.
WHERE TUBE