block universe
Next up: Minecraft yoga
ACAB (All Cardassians Are Born-tailors)
block universe
Next up: Minecraft yoga
“What are the permit costs for building an aquarium? Unrelated, but what are the exotic animal laws here?”
“Would it be possible to build a copy of this room, but 1/8th the size?”
“How big is the local Dutch population?”
At the last job where I had to wear a button up shirt and tie, I decided to go all out on the wacky and ended up with a closet full of paisley.
This is where my tongue lives
TempleOS
Can I put it on my fries?
Say it ain’t so!
Or just dudes who are lazy but also don’t wanna sleep in their pants! You don’t necessarily have to be a stripper to enjoy the many benefits of magnetic pants, is all I’m saying.
Cars are his family
“I’ve been terminally online for 30 years, I don’t have kids…”
Mr. Mime and Ash’s mom
Gotta check if he’s got a banana stand out there
We installed that light switch so @nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl could turn the lights on and off, NOT so they could throw light switch rave parties!
Too late