Sounds like the XY problem

Fluffy gorl

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

The heavier…the fewer…

They put it back about an hour later

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

They’re going to lady and the tramp it

me_me_irl_irl

Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.

Can haz

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long