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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
Marjorie Taylor Greene appeared to double down on her Hurricane Helene conspiracy theory over the weekend, following up a baseless claim that “they” can control the weather with an assertion that such a scheme might involve lasers.
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Look, lady. Us Jews are way too busy controlling Hollywood and the world’s banks to bother with space lasering some hurricane. Figure it out for yourself this time.
Wait, I thought you guys were busy with the metric system and the Atlantis project. Did you outsource that again?
Wait…you’re Jewish?
But…squid isn’t kosher…
I’m not planning on eating myself.
Not with that attitude.