Got mine
Oof lmao. You good dawg?
He’s fine….his balls? Not so much
I’m pretty happy with mine.
He’s alive! And on lemmy!!
I’m not alive, I’m undead.
what do people say when You sneeze?
Now he should die for our sins!
I’m pretty happy with mine too.
Why the fuck are you godless? I’m right here, bitch.
Well, once you can prove you’re a God, and not just some Hispanic guy, I’ll reconsider.
Well played.
Are we talking pre-crucifixion, zombie, or the missing lore three day period between?
Zombie Jesus, obviously. It’s 2023, not 10 AD.
Let’s crucify this guy
Shoot…
Me too, buddy
Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,
Our new usernames can be discreet
So, make your name right
The future looks bright
For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat
You’re not “Poem_for_your_sprog” are you? Just made your username “right” this time?
The only thing i miss from reddit…
In case you didn’t know, PoppinKream is here on the Fediverse now. That’s a good sign that more well-known users could migrate here
Oh sick! I always enjoyed their well-researched and cross-referenced posts and comments.
…Yeah.
Yikes. We’re in this together now…
Fart gang
Nipple names unite!
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Yeup, I make fart noises too. ! Damn it all!
Idk, I’d say you nailed it. Lol
Same
I made the leap to Lemmy from reddit…16 ft through an announcers table
Is it really you?!
Of course it’s me.This is the internet man, I can be whoever I want to be
You tell 'em!
Is… Is it really you?
Oh no
So you’re saying you don’t want insightful, thoughtful comments from u/rimjob_steve this time around?
Granted I need to figure out how to browse communities….but if there isn’t a Lemmy version of /r/rimjob_steve we definitely need to make one. That never got old for me.
Edit: I went ahead and created the community! Find it here!
Search for instances and communities: https://lemmyverse.net/
Who doesn’t want hair tips or relationship advice from u/anal-plundering?
Of all the things about reddit, /u/sinkpisser420 giving sound financial advice was one of the best things about the platform.
God… dammit
Sup
Ah, my first kindred spirit
It’s easy to get a username at the moment.
Hello I have been experiencing problems posting my ads to the local marketplace for my 1994 ford pinto please help
Have you tried Threads? You can send your ad straight to your favourite influencers!
Zucks to be you
google price for apple sauce walmart
price apple suce walmart
walmart sauce made from apples
oops not the goggle sorry please delete
google apple saice price walmart
Gramps has bunions
As if.
Yes! Don’t use a password generator to make a username
Exactly. So if you didn’t use a password generator to generate your password, it’s okay to use your password as your username.
hunter2
Honey u wet kick p for your girl… rolls right off the tongue
😁👆
Actually…doing this is great for security and privacy. Especially for more sensitive logins. Use a password manager.
Yea, in all seriousness, I did it for privacy. Also, if I frequently change usernames, it makes sense not to use up desired usernames that others would want
Chad
Yea ive been thinking of getting a different account for here as ive used sol87 for years, this is a public area so big tech and others can still scrape our data from here for maintaining their “advertiesing” profiles or whatever else they do with our data.
Wanted PanGalacticGargleBlaster but apparently that was to long. So now I’m probably named like a gay pornstar. Well, it is what it is
You should create an alt named MasterBlaster and argue with it
MasterBlaster is already taken :/
Find them and argue with them! For Bartertown!
Eh I’ll be fine.
oh well… there’s always next time
That would have been waaaay funnier if it came from an account named sexybabyboy92
I went for thought-provoking this time around.
You have definitely provoked my thoughts, mostly thoughts of rage
…and lust?
same
Too late bro
