Theres insurance for your pets? That’s new to me

Yea, yea this fits, I dont even like McDonald’s burgers

I’m absolutely terrified of crossing any road bigger than two lanes because of that. Whenever I would take a walk I would refuse to go to the neighborhood across the main street and would just stick to my own neighborhood. Even with a bike I don’t trust other drivers to give me the time to cross, I have no idea how people do it

Instead of just discarding used and broken tires, we could use them to make roads. Puts less wear on the current tires on the cars and require less maintenance than asphalt does!

But no, the resources for doing that are being used elsewhere for worse reasons

I end up being a part of the game. I’ve had “nightmares” where I’m playing minecraft skyblock on a server and am unable to type in a command to lock my island to prevent people from joining. The issue: the command doesn’t work and my keyboard is my skirt

I can whistle normally, but can’t do the two fingers in the mouth nor can I properly do the blade of grass trick. Wish I could though

Makes sense why my mom sneezes upwards of ten times in a row now

If I could be a mythological or just a really cool being, I would. Dragon please!

I had nightmares like this, unable to get out of the water with the shark around the corner

I got a new Asus laptop and had to set up windows to be able to get into the advanced boot settings and install Kubuntu. I am so glad I did

You’re gonna end up almost dying at around… 16 yrs? Do not go through that target training course.

Oh, and you’re Ace & Genderfluid, have fun!

I’ve seen this graphic where it’s just different positions of beds and anyone who puts their bed in the middle of the fucking room is damn brave. Mine is in the corner with two sides against two walls, my desk on another

I’ve grown to like Arby’s Mozz Sticks more than Sonic’s. Which is odd because at the beginning I didn’t like them at all, the spicy-ish tone to it put me off. Now I can’t get enough

The ones that make me happy are when passed family members or pets stop by for a visit. I remember having one dream where my grandmother, (who passed in February), interrupted one of my dreams and I got to finally give her a hug goodbye. For a while my dog Skipper, a skipperkey, would show up and talk to me. She was blind and fearful in her last years so it was quite relaxing to know she was alright.

This is my dad’s

Or cats, how about anti-fascist cats?

I’d love to continue using it but I’ve had issues with videos getting stuck in endless loading. So I have both revanced and the normal app installed

It sorta works to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpalidocious

At the time Blahaj worked and tf didnt