I have a friend who is too beautiful (and unfortunately meek) for her own good, attracting stalker types with horrifying regularity. This is a great change.

Someone trim that dog’s nails.

Damn, you had a better view of it than I did up here in Washington (State).

Probably dumped them. Guess I could be worse…

No, it’s your opinion.

I love this movie and have seen it many times, but I’m not sure rewatching it makes it all that much different. Do you have any examples to share?

Just FYI, the striped pole attached to the hydrant is so it can be found under snow.

Sounds like he might not necessarily have intended to kill himself so much as to just burn the house down.

It’s not as though they’re not given the opportunity to become a state. They have voted in the past for things to stay as-is. If I recall, it was a pretty close vote, however.

You don’t fucking say.

It’s almost like switching from monarchism and aristocracy to oligarchism and capitalism didn’t really change much of anything. I’m very shocked.

It appears to just be in the sink, but fine droplets can travel farther than you would think.

It’s better not to rinse chicken before cooking. Droplets can contaminate nearby surfaces.

Your lungs have a best buy date. Good luck! Oh, and your new pancreas? Fuggetaboutit.

All these years, I’ve been expecting China to kick off World War III, and here we are now with it looking like it’ll be Russia or Israel. That’s not to say China’s not still in the running, but how things have changed.

I am, but I probably shouldn’t be. My organs are…not in the best shape.

“Vibe” is just a regular noun.

Thrift shops and used furniture stores. Buying a quality piece of furniture second-hand is the only way to get it for a good price.

Lucky. I’ve only had that happen once, but I’ve got shipped a bad motherboard twice over the years.

She’s got nothing on Weird Al Yankovic. Or Bjork, but I wouldn’t call much of her music pop.

I prefer to live in the middle of nowhere(ish) aside from the conservative culture which inevitably comes with it. I also like walkable city areas. I completely hate anything in between.