He’s in a stable condition…

Sounds like my wife.

She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing…

Dudley Castle

We have a TV remote with a solar panel on the back… Turn it over and let it recharge.

Yeah but there isn’t a lot of meat on a duck…

Yeah, whenever I see these headlines my first thought is always “So far”

Keep it until next year. Use it in the new game.

Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.

Live, laugh, love, jump leap…

No one gonna mention Kawasaki?

I think depopulation is the best answer to global warming, but it has serious issues for economies rich people.

Coldest July of the rest of your life…

If Russia had those resources they would already be using them to end a “special military operation” that has now been ongoing for nearly three years…

I’ve just watched “Inside Out” for the first time and the credits scene with the cat absolutely nails it…

But the second mouse gets the cheese…

I’m surprised no one else has mentioned Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd…

It’s why their main messaging is to attack their opponents rather than focus on the policies they would like to implement…

EV sales stall in US and Europe as everyone can afford to buy one already has…

It’s also really hard to read signs when they’re so pixillated…