jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 18 days agoElon Must is offering voters $100 to sign his pro-Trump petitionwww.motherjones.comexternal-linkmessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1385arrow-down117
arrow-up1368arrow-down1external-linkElon Must is offering voters $100 to sign his pro-Trump petitionwww.motherjones.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 18 days agomessage-square96fedilink
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·edit-218 days agoYou can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides … bribes … to voters during an election EDIT: beautiful how a simple typo can grab people’s attention so much
minus-squareastrsk@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·18 days agoIs that an unfortunate typo? Or are they also offering brides alongside monetary bribes?
minus-squareEleventhHour@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·18 days agoTrump is about due for a new one.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 days agoNah, he found someone as morally bankrupt as him and they’re as happy as two peas in a pod.
minus-squareEleventhHour@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 days agoHis previous wives were no peaches.
minus-squarehalcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 days agoNo, he found a foreign handler willing to do what was necessary for a pretty sweet life in the US.
minus-squarenomous@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 days agoAgree on the first part but they don’t seem happy at all.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 days agoReally? Nothing Donnie has done has caused her to leave or loudly object. She’s an adult - my assumption is that she’s absolutely fine with all the shit he’s doing. She’s had plenty of chances to walk away.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·18 days agoTell me more about the brides. Asking for a friend.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·17 days agoDo I get my choice of toppings?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·edit-218 days agoCorrection: You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 days ago*Erection: You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·18 days agoYes, that’s what I said. Thank you.
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering
brides… bribes … to voters during an electionEDIT: beautiful how a simple typo can grab people’s attention so much
Is that an unfortunate typo? Or are they also offering brides alongside monetary bribes?
Trump is about due for a new one.
Nah, he found someone as morally bankrupt as him and they’re as happy as two peas in a pod.
His previous wives were no peaches.
No, he found a foreign handler willing to do what was necessary for a pretty sweet life in the US.
Agree on the first part but they don’t seem happy at all.
Really? Nothing Donnie has done has caused her to leave or loudly object.
She’s an adult - my assumption is that she’s absolutely fine with all the shit he’s doing. She’s had plenty of chances to walk away.
Tell me more about the brides. Asking for a friend.
They are Russian.
That’s ok but are they sturdy?
Go on….
They have Chlamydia.
Do I get my choice of toppings?
Napalm
Correction:
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
*Erection:
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
Yes, that’s what I said. Thank you.